Oscar Looks - Like and Love

I have a slight obsession come awards season. I am addicted to every facet of said season. From the speeches, to the tears, to the cheesy montages, to the tributes, to the thumbholding, nailbiting, anticipatory predictions, and of course the red carpet run up with the dresses. I love it. Have since I was a kid. Sitting starry eyed in front of the TV like a kid promised sweeties. I despise seeing the news in the morning, or seeing the online print rundown of who had won the night before. It is absolutely ruining the element of surprise for me, I love the nerves of not-knowing, and guessing, and being happy for the person. Lame, but fun. However, being a news junkie and logging onto a news site every morning, I kinda ruined it for myself when a big purple picture of Natalie Portman was sitting there, on my screen, Oscar in hand, hand wiping tear from face. So I thought screw it, give it to me. Give me the gory details. I felt like I was defeating a part of my soul. I had watched some of the E! Red Carpet this morning. You know, looking at the dresses. So here are a few of my favourites from last nights event. I must mention though, never before have I gasped at something I liked so much. It just so happens to be Ms Scarlett Johansson who has done it again and captured my heart. She is such a stunner. Her hair, her dress, her make up... All on point. Did I mention her hair. I think I just might imitate. Enjoy!

Scarlett Johansson - Le Wow in Dolce and Gabbana!

Camila Alves - in Kaufman Franco  

Mila Kunis - in Elie Saab

Reese Witherspoon - in Giorgio Armani

My theory...

I have had this theory for a while now... that brunettes are the girlfriends and blondes are well, the flings. I will find a guy and then find out why he has been ruined and it will always have been the work of some Brunette. The blonde either gets left for the more stable looking brunette or get used for a good time until the man finds his next Brunette. My theory may be whack, fulla crack, but I have come to find that this is indeed the truth. Just look at Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie, the brunette won the man. Marilyn Monroe and JFK, Jackie Kennedy won the man. Marilyn was just the "silenced" mistress on the side. Sure there have been some blondes who have been in long term marriages and relationships, but this is my theory. I stand by my word. I have had more fun as a blonde. I will remain a blonde. I will take inspiration from my three favourite blondes, the gorgeous Marilyn Monroe, Scarlett Johansson and Sophie Dahl. They never compromise, thus I will become the exception to my own rule. Silly as it may seem. Now to go play some Guitar Hero!